If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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