Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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