Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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