It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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