How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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