I'm drive I can fine osifer
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I need to wash the frat house off of me
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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