Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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