so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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