That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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