Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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