I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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