I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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