talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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