Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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