How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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