Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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