I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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