i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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