looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
God I need to hump something, right now.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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