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you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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