I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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