It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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