After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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