Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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