I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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