My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i out mim tonsoeep
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