We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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