Christians are straight up FREAKS
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
no you cant smoke seaweed
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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