Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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