so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
oh god was she eating orange peels again
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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