he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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