is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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