Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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