I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You can't special order awesome
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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