Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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