He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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