I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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