Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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