Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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