don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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