I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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