So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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