i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
