you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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