I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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