just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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