i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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