Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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