windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
