After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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