Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
we should paint friendship bongs
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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