I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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