My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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