Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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