I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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